Friday, December 5, 2008

Letter

Dear parents,

College is okay, except for the fact that I'm being watched by my classmates. The professor keeps saying that I'm doing good in class, but i know better. He is lying to me so that I won't actually know that I'm failing his class and i won't work hard enough and do good in his class so i will end up failing and living like a bum on the street! They all are waiting for me to relax and not study. If i falter even for a second I will be kicked out because i wasn't working hard enough! Those sly dogs! I'm sending this letter so that if i am found dead in the streets from starvation you will know that I was plotted against by the people here. Wait, but what if i send this and they switch the mailing address to read my letters? This is how they know about me, this is where they learned my secrets! No, I will give this to you by hand when i get the chance so that they won't have the opportunity to pull this off! Oh, but they are expecting that! If i leave then they will know and use that against me by saying i ran away from the school to kick me out! I have been threatened constantly by these people! I was asked not so recently if I was doing anything this weekend. Could you believe that? They were checking if i was doing my work or not! they are out to get me I tell you! Do not worry my parents, i will find a way to send this letter to you.
Remember the secret code i made for you. I have a message using that in this letter, it is of DIRE importance! AHA, if i change my name they will not know who this may be, i could be any kid that is being threatened and persecuted! From now on i shall be known as "The Black Horse"

From,
The Black Horse

8 comments:

Christine Pham said...

haha, pretty funny.I think you have...paranoid personality disorder because you're really alert about your surroundings and think others are after you. I think if you go to a therapist, you can get your mind off of things.

Abrar C. said...

Great job Ryan. You definietly showed your pessimistic/paranoid side, let's just hope its not true. You need to go talk to a psychotherapists. Other than that great job.

Nicholas D. said...

definetly paranoid. i hope. and i didnt know you were the black horse

Alice L. said...

Haha, this was fun to read. You're definitely suffering from paranoia, good job!

Ivy Chiu said...

Paranoia! I liked the "coding" haha. anddd try psychotherapy =)

Steven F. said...

Paranoia! Talk about being a complete freak haha, you played the part well heheh

Trevor B. said...

BOoo! way to be a paranoid, you clearly are very responsive to your situation which suggest that your are suffering from paranoia
i agree with above posters try pychotherapy

Dhvani P. said...

You're paranoid! And the letter was pretty funny, good job! I also recommend psychotherapy.